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into the mirror all.my dentures fit you're "here after",
when you look all, I just can't remember it bifocals,to get something... then wonder what , are getting old all, I've done it • I like my
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• You know you all, I've heard it
• You're not old. You're chronologically gifted.time thinking about Now, you can follow
cabinet.• At my age, I've seen it merely standing up. --Bob Hope
a lot of check out our:in the medicine
with time!weightlifting consists of when you spend
Don't forget to and not enough
fine wine; it gets better age when your are getting old
be used 37, 64, etc.in the house • Age is like
• You know you’ve reached middle • You know you correct age (and math, if appropriate). Any age can
too much room maturity.
sayings, but substitute the when you have to pay for
a lot of wait in line
• Use the same are getting old
very high price boys, and so will
are willing to • Happy 30-Something! (or Happy 40-Something!, Happy 50-Something!, etc.)
• You know you
• Age is a • Boys will be
fewer things you
• Great at 80!winded playing chess.unlisted.of it. --Doris Daywhen there are
• Spectacular at 70
when you get
number, and mine is knowledge that you'll grow out
are getting old
• Sexy at 60are getting old • Age is a
age is the • You know you
than you do.• You know you your head.
thing about middle your kids
goes out more
number, old is in • The really frightening
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to bed before • Life after 50: when your back
street is your • Age is a crisis!!!
when you go Fabulous Fifties!helped across the
don't mind, it don't matter!
has been a are getting old
• Welcome to the old gray-haired lady you and if you
• Mid-life crisis? My whole life • You know you
• Nifty at Fifty!when the little
matter of mind an elevator!
you still don't feel good.age. --Victor Hugo
are getting old
• Age is a favorite songs in
bad habits and
youth of old • You know you are.you hear your up all your youth; Fifty is the
how old you the hill until
when you give
old age of be reminded of
get used to • You're not over
are getting old • Forty is the
is not to 10 years to
bald they don't recognize you. - Bennett Cerf
• You know you
- you discover you're old!
for our birthday • It takes about
and wrinkled and over...
age of discovery
thing we want excuse.
are so gray and over and
• 50 is the when the only
up some other when your classmates
at telling stories; over and over
answer!)• We know we're getting old
have to think • Middle age is
when you're very good • I'm 39 1/2 (and that's my final
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once. After that you eating. - Arnold Bennettare getting old rehearsal!forward to a • You're only young three years in
• You know you
40, it's just a when you look
approach eighteen. --Mark Twain
bed and over either.• Up to age
are getting old eighty and gradually
twenty years in they can't remember them • 40, but still Sporty!
• You know you the age of
sixty has spent your friends because • I'm not 40, I'm 39.95, plus tax!
rocking chair started!be born at • A man of
are safe with birthday!you can't get your
we could only them down. - T. S. Eliotwhen your secrets
of your 21st • You know you're old when
infinitely happier if enough to turn are getting old
the 19th anniversary do!• Life would be
are not decrepit
• You know you • Here's to celebrating often than you
your marvels. --Merry Browne
do things, and yet you as good.
look this good!goes out more
you've lost all being asked to to look half
40 years to when your back
• You know you're old when are the hardest. You are always twice as long
• It took me • You know you're getting old
what happened.fifty and seventy
when it takes
perfect 10's!be a nap!
young person wondering • The years between
are getting old • Forty is 4
when "Happy Hour" turns out to
person is a
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to wear out, fall out, or spread out.• You know you • Forty isn't old - IF you're a tree!are getting old • Inside every older when everything starts premiums.years, 20 in spirit!
• You know you snowball. --Doug Larson
• Middle age is of the insurance
• I'm 40 in when everything hurts, and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work!
to throw a it isn't for you. --Ring Lardner
sports car because was sooo old. You were right!
are getting old
get the urge and you hope
when you don't want a you thought 40
• You know you if you never
the telephone rings are getting old were little and
stay immature indefinitely!in its grasp
Saturday night and
• You know you • Remember when you
young once, but you can
has you firmly
sitting home on work.40!• You are only • The aging process when you are a lot more 10, I'm a perfect I grew up!• After fifty it's patch, patch, patch.
• Middle age is
fun--and fun is of 1 to
to be when
fence!to the net. --Franklin P. Adams
a lot less
• On a scale
things I wanted pastures, you can't climb the
to rush up when work is 22 years experience.
one of the you find greener
and too old are getting old
• 40: I'm 18 with
• Wrinkled was not • By the time take up golf
• You know you Milestone Birthday Yearsinto shredded wheat?
apart.too young to
from the couch.it! Happy Birthday!wild oats turn body is falling when you are
to get up
to think of • When did my and now my
• Middle age is you two tries older . . . You are, of course, but it's best not
used to be.my head together not.
when it takes yourself as getting
get, the better I • I finally got but would rather
are getting old
• Don't think of
• The older I • Aged to Perfection!much as ever • You know you golden years...I'm not impressed.difference.
• More candles: Bigger wish!
can do as USED to cost.• So, these are the
to tell the it!life when one
gallon of gas run me over.
and the eyesight the hill - I can't get up
a period of people what a or trying to
I do;• I'm not over • Middle age is
find yourself telling passing me by the ones that
used to be.it. --Oscar Wilde
when you frequently if life is
to run into • Nostalgia isn't what it
to get over are getting old • I can't figure out
the good fortune out!
time than have • You know you
victim of gravity!
anyway;than to rust have a good
at 2 a.m. is indigestion.
• I'm not old; I'm just a I never liked to wear out he'd rather not reason you’re still awake on the YOUNG!forget the people • It is better a man's life when
when the only • Youth is wasted
the senility tonew friends!
that period in are getting old
a roller coaster.God grant me
good thing. You're always meeting • Middle age is
• You know you once got from
• Senility Prayer
• Senility is a earlier. --Daniel Bennett
the crowd.chair that you
of it!your children's advice.
get you home early to beat
from a rocking • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most is listening to
one that will concerts and ballgames
the same sensation still cookin'!about growing old
and choosing the
when you leave when you get • Over 40 and
• The worst thing of two temptations
are getting old • You're getting old speed!
having the choice
• You know you other places!hill, you pick up help opening the • Middle age is are down there.• Young at heart, slightly older in • Once you're over the cut the mustard...I just need the fiber, not the toy!do while you Social Security.for sissies. --Bette Davis
• I can still
your cereal for
you need to youngest starts collecting
• Old age ain't no place the alternatives. --Maurice Chevalierwhen you choose
is anything else old when your and vigor.
when you consider • Middle age is yourself if there • You know your
treachery beat youth not so bad
waist change places.the floor, and then ask as your grandson.
• Old age and • Old age is
narrowness of the something up off
the same age far.
your age. --Lucille Ballthe mind and over to pick
your doctor is to go very to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about
when broadness of when you lean are old when a lot, but fortunately it's too weak
staying young is • Middle age is are getting old
• You know you • My mind wanders • The secret of
of someone else.
• You know you
in M.D.and TV!am. --Bernard M. Baruchacquaintance reminds you sausage.only names ending Now it's beer, the old lady older than I that every new your pancakes and black book contains be wine, women and song,always 15 years so many people longer than eating when your little • It used to • To me, old age is age, you've already met morning pills takes
are getting old
of myself!you reach middle
when taking your • You know you young person wondering
taken better care • By the time are getting old
belt won't.person is a
this long, I would have again!
• You know you buckle and your • Inside every older
going to live wind it up room.
when your knees long time!known I was
clock, but you can walks into the are getting old
young a very • If I had turn back the your stomach in, no matter who
• You know you • I'm not old, I've just been the tea kettle.
be able to
trying to hold girl.
teenager!get are from • You may not
when you quit see a pretty • I'm not old, I'm a recycled only whistles you
hill?!are getting old door when you older, I'm getting bitter.hill when the • Over the hill? I don't remember any • You know you
opens the garage
• I'm not getting • You know you're over the
• So many candles, so little cake!
a challenge.when your pacemaker used to be.
it is.recount!speed limits as
are getting old old as I sometimes forget what
old! I demand a longer think of • You know you • I'm not as
now since I
• I'm not that when you no middle-aged.
• I'm not aging, I'm marinating!
age is easier be this old!
are getting old
begin to look old ladies body!• Lying about my
• Too young to • You know you
when your children girl, locked in an
roast a turkey!wrinkles!in style.
are getting old
16 year old
candles. Now I could older. I just collect back in style... have come back • You know you • I'm just a over my birthday • I'm not getting until they come to repeat yourself.
in my bottom!could toast marshmallows
remember right now.
you've put away when you tend
teeth and lead a kid I
you can't seem to when the clothes
are getting oldhair, gold in my
• When I was few other things
are getting old You know you
"metallic years"; silver in my with it.
grouchy, you just don't like ttraffic, waiting, crowds, lawyers, loud music, unruly kids, barking dogs, politicians and a • You know you
to repeat yourself.
• I'm entering the like and stick
when you're not really on the patio.
when you tend
than under it.
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age you really are getting old out is sitting
are getting oldover the hill
to find an • You know you of a night
• You know you • I'd rather be staying young is
when your idea
• The secret to
want socks for
are getting old
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juice is working!
when you actually
• You know you
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photographic memory. Unfortunately, it no longer
action" means your prune
are getting old
in your eyes • I have a
"getting a little
• You know you of by the
when the gleam
optional!• You know you're old when flight of stairs.your doctor instead are getting old
mandatory. Growing up is miss my mind!walking DOWN a slow down by • You know you • Growing old is
but Lord I out of breath when you're cautioned to you.into your body!is perfect,when you run
are getting old "old person" looking back at old person crawl my hearing aid are getting old
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be your best
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